shlunging 

When someone kills another person and then sucks his dick and makes them cum out blood and when they die they get someone to jump on the body a day or two after and then sucks the maggots and fluids out of their penis. It’s a disgusting thing and the word describes the full illegal act.

Person 1: let’s go shlunging
Person 2: we should do it to billy
*they shlung billy*

shlunging by verticalguitarist28 December 9, 2024

shlunting 

The act of hunting for sluts for one night stands. Shlunting is usually performed in dark, loud, crowded bars that play the kind of terrible music that guys will only tolerate because it attracts sluts.

Jacques: What are you doing tonight?
Pete: I'm going shlunting at Infernos.
Jacques: On a Tuesday?
Pete: Yeah, bro. Shlunting is my life.

shlunting by Lebanation May 19, 2014

Shlanging 

The slinging of the male reproductive organ.

"That man was shlanging his penis hard last night."

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Shlanging by alexkandmikef February 26, 2010

Shrunking 

Going shopping after having a cocktail (or two, or three); shopping while drunk. Generally most noticeable the next day when you realize what you (probably shouldn't have) bought.

(At the checkstand) Wow, look at my cart - - I'm totally shrunking!

What was I thinking, buying that outfit yesterday? I must have been really shrunking!

Shrunking by Kat 6 August 5, 2009

shelunking 

Similar to spelunking (cave exploration). Exploring the dark crevices of a woman’s nether regions.

Dude I was shelunking on Broomhilda last night and I think I sprained my tongue.

shelunking by The turd abibes August 27, 2021

Shlawgington 

A foolsih person or another word for dawg

Ismael is a shlawgington

Shlawgington by Abuckhave August 22, 2023

Shlucking 

The female equivalent of fapping. Derived from the distinctive "shluck" noise produced during the process.

*shluck shluck shluck* - The sound of a woman shlucking

Shlucking by johncasper July 6, 2011