shlude
a stupid person, a vagina.
nah shlude!
shlude by Fornarniaaa February 21, 2011
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sludem
a girl everyone hooks up with just for the fun of it or because they have no one else to hook up with. they may have feelings for her but not too much, just a tiny bit but they wont let her know that. shes just a one night stand to them.
bob: i have no one else to go to
boob: go to that sludem, not like your going to date her
sludem - one night stand chick
jack : omg jill that girl is such a sludem
jill : i know that must be sad to be a sludem
sludem is a slut
boob: go to that sludem, not like your going to date her
sludem - one night stand chick
jack : omg jill that girl is such a sludem
jill : i know that must be sad to be a sludem
sludem is a slut
sludem by cuntnuggett December 24, 2010
shlode
adj.
n.
A large penis that is too big for the human body. It usually is around 3 to 4 feet wide. And 4 to 5 feet long. There is only one man that his this penis.......his name is jake ainsworth......
n.
A large penis that is too big for the human body. It usually is around 3 to 4 feet wide. And 4 to 5 feet long. There is only one man that his this penis.......his name is jake ainsworth......
shlode by Jake Ainsworth January 21, 2010
slude
1. A term of reference for a female humanoid. Generally a girl, usually blonde, wearing tight pants or skirt, drunken and looking for a degen to party with.
Usually saying something sludey like "Hey Fuzz, lets go to the Pak and Save convenience mart and purchase a cheap cask of wine."
Sludes often travel in PACKS, in order to maximize levels of sludyness.
Usually saying something sludey like "Hey Fuzz, lets go to the Pak and Save convenience mart and purchase a cheap cask of wine."
Sludes often travel in PACKS, in order to maximize levels of sludyness.
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