shlude 

a stupid person, a vagina.

nah shlude!

shlude by Fornarniaaa February 21, 2011

Shlube 

Shlube is a game in which two competitors take one shoe (preferably a sandal) off, hold it in their hand, and try to disarm the shoe from the opponent.

Hey Kovs, care to Shlube?

Shlube by Kovs13 August 17, 2011

sludem 

a girl everyone hooks up with just for the fun of it or because they have no one else to hook up with. they may have feelings for her but not too much, just a tiny bit but they wont let her know that. shes just a one night stand to them.

bob: i have no one else to go to
boob: go to that sludem, not like your going to date her

sludem - one night stand chick

jack : omg jill that girl is such a sludem
jill : i know that must be sad to be a sludem

sludem is a slut

sludem by cuntnuggett December 24, 2010

shlode

adj.
n.

A large penis that is too big for the human body. It usually is around 3 to 4 feet wide. And 4 to 5 feet long. There is only one man that his this penis.......his name is jake ainsworth......

Hey! Have you seen Jake Ainsworths penis? Its huge! He calls it "Shlode"

shlode by Jake Ainsworth January 21, 2010

slude 

1. A term of reference for a female humanoid. Generally a girl, usually blonde, wearing tight pants or skirt, drunken and looking for a degen to party with.

Usually saying something sludey like "Hey Fuzz, lets go to the Pak and Save convenience mart and purchase a cheap cask of wine."

Sludes often travel in PACKS, in order to maximize levels of sludyness.

1. "Hey Fuzz check out that pack of sludes walking down the road!"
2. Lets go slude hunting!
3. "I LOVE SLUDES!" P. Jizzler
4. Lilley looks like a real slude tonight!

slude by ffmmmmfmm September 28, 2005

shlubellybub 

the wired ass feelin you get in your belly when you kiss someone you love

try it and youll know if its shlubellybub =)

shlubellybub by pixie6969 January 4, 2009

Shlide 

Combination of: shift and slide

Jeff I couldn't Shlide your meat sandwich in the fridge

Shlide by Bootyslayer99 June 20, 2016