A girl who gives you head and while doing so hits your balls with her chin.
"I fucked Marry so good last night but damn she's a Slobknocker"
"A slobknocker?"
"Yeah she was deepthroating my dick and she kepthitting her chin on my nuts"
Most commonly referenced to the famous grip, the popsocket, the shlob knocker was famously made up by gamers david fox, and john tinker, as david’s grandpa walks out of the room with david’s knife in his back pocket
“ yo david, did you see your grandpa with your butterfly knife, he’s such a shlob knocker”
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the wordsbullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.