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The onomatopoeic representation of female masturbation.
"Hey, that girl looks horny enough to shlick right now."
shlick by Urban Dictionary February 5, 2004
SHLICK / SHLICKING
Schlick, or schlicking, is the sound supposedly made when a girl/woman masturbates. Urban Dictionary has recorded its usage as a slang since 2003.

The name derived from Japanese comics not long after the word FAP was invented (Fap is the word used for male masturbation sounds in Japanese comics).
Shanon Lee: I want to play with myself...

-SHLICK SHLICK SHLICK-

Shanon Lee: Ahhhh.. that felt great!
Shlick by Dr. Alice Berg January 31, 2012

Shlick-Fest 

The last weekend of summer holidays before school begins again. The objective being to drink yourself stupid and vaugely remember it being fun when the hang over dies.
"School starts monday, happy shlick-fest fuckers!"
Shlick-Fest by Grindstone Cowboy August 25, 2006

Shlick and Shlam 

A toasted sandwich containing 1 slice of cheese beneath 1 slice of ham.
Lachlan and Jack ate a Shlick and Shlam for lunch over the sunset.

Not my proudest shlick

Female synonym of 'not my proudest fap'.

Came from the same source as 'fap' - 1999 comic book 'Sexy Losers'.
Ex. Just watched a vid with a lesbian being fcked by a huge rubber dino. It was not my proudest shlick.
when you realize a dog just licked you after eating his or her own shit.
"Cleo shlicked me right on the face this morning!"
shlick by bph4eva October 29, 2004
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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