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shlarber 

In the Farber universe, the opposition of glarber and zarber. A force to be reckoned with, and the most powerful entity known to man.
Friend 1: Are you pulling up to the Farber Competition?
Friend 2: Na, I heard Shlarber and Glarber are gonna be there
Friend 3: w̶̡̡̢̢̖̠̲̘͉͕̳̪̿̂̉͠r ͚̯̭̘̙͆̉̀͂̈́̋̌̉͗j ̤̤̬͓͋͜u̶̢̧̧̢͇̮̥̙̭͙̜͙̩͋͐͜ę̴̨̢͚̖̝̗̜̯̂̈́̎͗̓͐́̉̓a ̛̜̓̉̎̇̉̍̀̑̆͐́͝͝r ͈̲̣͚̂͆̀͘ͅͅb ̖̙̯̣̺̦̝̹̮̫̬̙̉̌ͅų̶̖̣̺̓̏̒̃͌͠e ̛̘͚̟͈̫̮̤͇̓̃̀̋͒͛̽̈̈́̾̾̃̌͠a̶̛̤̰̰̦̬͔̪̜͙̭̟͂̆̌́̉̈́̂͑̀͐̓͛̾́͜r ͎̙̦̪̭͔͚̬͖͚͔̣̃̒̑̋̿͐̊̅͘͝ͅi ̧͉͉̭̲̘̫̫͚̹͙̱̽̃̎̀͜͝ļ̵̮̠̟̪̺̝̽͋̂͒̇̈́͋́̀͘̚̕ṿ̵̡͖̤̰͕̲̫́͂͒͒̊̍̄͗̉͗̈́̓̀͘͠ą̵̮̫͖̜̬͓̠̗̪̾̀̿̍̄͌̈́͊̑͂̓̌̾̊͂͜ẽ̶̟̩́̀̀͆̓̈̌̈́̓̽̓̎͌
shlarber by DimitriR23 March 28, 2024
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girl who doesnt know what things are.. like stfu and shlaber
jessica is such a shlaber
shlaber by Aly-marie January 17, 2008

shlaberatiom

the process in which a young man realizes he is ready so he stciks his finger up his girlfriends butt.
oooooooohhh marc, are you doing the process of shlaberation on me.
shlaberatiom by lick my poop January 25, 2005

sharberdie

I made this word up while in a stupid seizure, it's meaning has no boundaries, and it knows no limit. Also sharb, berdie, shar, sharb or die
"Sharberdie." Could mean anything.
sharberdie by Tanner November 28, 2003

shlaberator

a young man who has a girlfriend and starts to realize the time is right,so he goes and sticks his finger up the girls but, now if you want to know the definition of this look up shlaberation
Mcgeary are you becoming a shlaberator
shlaberator by yo yo yo January 25, 2005

shlabergaster 

shlabergaster is the other meaning of “holy shit”. it is a litty way to express what u mean but in a funnier way💀
if u wanna say “shit” then say “shlabers” which is the short term of shlabergaster
“holy shlabergaster did u know that penie and wenie broke up
“shlabers, i didn’t what the heckles”
shlabergaster by SexyMamas69 August 13, 2021
It's like a shart but it doesn't leave your buttcheeks.
That was a close one I thought it was a shart and I was gonna have to change my undies, but fortunately it was just a sharberry.
Sharberry by ZurnofDeath January 16, 2026