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Hardening of the sharteries 

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

Sharteries

The arteries inside your bottom!
“Jane had so many johnsons up her bum hole that weekend she some serious inflammation of the sharteries on the monday”

Sherberderber 

Anything pertaining to the pope not doing anything and just sitting there.
All the Pope does now days is sit around and say Sherberderber.
Sherberderber by Avenged_21 December 11, 2007