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shiwanking 

Having a shit, while wanking.
"That was a blinding shiwank I had this morning.

I have been shiwanking all day"
shiwanking by Benson, Lockerbie March 25, 2017

shitakki 

Similar to the act of buckakki, but replacing cum with shit.
My girl made her famous chili for dinner and I gave her shitakki for dessert.
shitakki by GlazeHer May 9, 2014
Word of the Day on March 20, 2016

Shizwack 

to be messed up, confused, to be in the wrong order.
"I have to restart my computer, it's gone shizwack."

"Don't listen to what he says, he's shizwack"
Shizwack by Todd March 23, 2004
Person with pure soul lives with no regrets always there to help shizaki was the name of Roman caretakers
She used to be a shizaki
shizaki by Professor neo June 24, 2023
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026