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walking shit 

A sibling who eats your meal
Did you really do that again walking shit!
walking shit by kamikazepig February 6, 2018

Walking shit 

An adjective which is used to specify someone who is so filled up with shit the only thing it does is to walk.
Sibling:hey can you cook me some food
Kid:No cook yourself you walking shit
Walking shit by kamikazepig December 25, 2017

Shittalkin 

The act of ripping on someone verbally, most present on games like HALO or CALL OF DUTY esp. when winning by a large amount.
"some guy was shittalkin to me last night, so i burned his house down"
Shittalkin by reedo March 26, 2008

Shitalking 

The art of taking a crap whilst on the phone.
Boy 1: Dude hold on a sec, I need to wipe...

Boy 2: Dude stop shitalking while i'm on the phone!!
Shitalking by iChantz January 11, 2009

Shittalking 

The act of talking, or being talked to on the shitter.
Let me finish shitting then I'll talk to you
God I am not a big fan of shittalking
Shittalking by Richard Ashley December 25, 2007

ShitTalkingKing from ifunny 

Frankie? More like Skankie! Birth name is Frachesco, not to be confused with the commonly ordered Starbucks drink. T-mobile associate by day, pussy slayer by night.
1:Just copped this new iPhone X
2: word. ShitTalkingKing from ifunny is throwin out hella good deals
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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