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Meaning an exact opposite of shiznit with emphasis on the NOT - as reference to movie Wayne's World
Your cooking is the shiznot!
shiznot by ottowrek January 17, 2009
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The sticky tarry poop that sticks to ur ass after you take a big crap. No matter how hard you wipe your ass more and more crap keeps showing up on the toilet paper.

Hurts alot of if you ate spicy food first.
Man that shiznot was nasty! Now I need to go buy more toilet paper.
shiznot by Neil Gongaware July 21, 2009

shitnotist

noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"
Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.

The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.

Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!

It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.
shitnotist by Mr Lahey January 5, 2014

shiznittlebamsnipsnap

Really good weed, first used by Dave Chapelle in Half Baked
This weed was the shiznittlebamsnipsnap
the excrement of the defecation of an extemely smelly animal.
Gary: Knock Knock
Church: Whos there?
Gary: You are.
Church: You are who?
Gary: You are a dirty dirty shizno Ha Ha Ha

Gary: Andy and I are not on speaking terms right now. He is kind of jerk.
Andy: Im not the jerk, your the jerk, jerk.
Gary: That was kind of rude.
Andy: Ah shut up you shizno!
shizno by sam April 26, 2005

shiznuts 

1. An interjection used to say something you have earned, lost, forgotten, completed, etc.
2. Funny word that takes the place of "shit." Usually makes other people laugh, and also is legit to use in school.
Oh shiznuts I forgot to get my history book from my locker!
shiznuts by ltsMeexD January 12, 2009
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A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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