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this person or thing is not the shit it is the complete opposite

this apple juice is moldy it is the shiznot

shiznot by Kristin and Lindsey August 5, 2005

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shiznot

Meaning an exact opposite of shiznit with emphasis on the NOT - as reference to movie Wayne's World

Your cooking is the shiznot!

shiznot by ottowrek January 17, 2009

Related Words

shiznot • shiznotch • shiznottle • Shiznoty • shiznit • shiznet • shiznat • shiznitz • Shizno • shiznut

shiznot

The sticky tarry poop that sticks to ur ass after you take a big crap. No matter how hard you wipe your ass more and more crap keeps showing up on the toilet paper.

Hurts alot of if you ate spicy food first.

Man that shiznot was nasty! Now I need to go buy more toilet paper.

shiznot by Neil Gongaware July 21, 2009

shitnotist

noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"

Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.

The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.

Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!

It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.

shitnotist by Mr Lahey January 5, 2014

shiznittlebamsnipsnap

Really good weed, first used by Dave Chapelle in Half Baked

This weed was the shiznittlebamsnipsnap

shiznittlebamsnipsnap by bostonsucks817 May 17, 2007

shizno

the excrement of the defecation of an extemely smelly animal.

Gary: Knock Knock
Church: Whos there?
Gary: You are.
Church: You are who?
Gary: You are a dirty dirty shizno Ha Ha Ha

Gary: Andy and I are not on speaking terms right now. He is kind of jerk.
Andy: Im not the jerk, your the jerk, jerk.
Gary: That was kind of rude.
Andy: Ah shut up you shizno!

shizno by sam April 26, 2005

shiznuts

1. An interjection used to say something you have earned, lost, forgotten, completed, etc.
2. Funny word that takes the place of "shit." Usually makes other people laugh, and also is legit to use in school.

Oh shiznuts I forgot to get my history book from my locker!

shiznuts by ltsMeexD January 12, 2009

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026