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shiznotch
when you don't want to say 'shit' due to the situation - a charming way to avoid swearing. Not used as a replacement of the word feces.
You stupid shiznotch!
shiznotch by the biznotch November 23, 2011
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Shizatch
Noun. A term with a variety of context-dependent connotations.
1. (negative connotation) Something worthless, trivial, or otherwise inferior.
2. (neutral connotation) A synonym for "thing" or "stuff."
3. (positive connotation) Used in a similar context as "ownage."
Etymology: Shizatch is the amalgam of "shit" and "bizatch," which is a corruption of "biatch," which is a corruption of "bitch."
1. (negative connotation) Something worthless, trivial, or otherwise inferior.
2. (neutral connotation) A synonym for "thing" or "stuff."
3. (positive connotation) Used in a similar context as "ownage."
Etymology: Shizatch is the amalgam of "shit" and "bizatch," which is a corruption of "biatch," which is a corruption of "bitch."
1. Samurai, upon spotting a group of ninja: "Let's waste that ninja shizatch."
2. "What is Mortal Kombat about?"
"Oh, it's just some ninja shizatch."
(While pointing at a shuriken) "Could you pass me that shizatch over there?"
3. "It's shizatch time!"
"That samurai took out all those sword-wielding ninja with his bare hands. That was some serious shizatch."
2. "What is Mortal Kombat about?"
"Oh, it's just some ninja shizatch."
(While pointing at a shuriken) "Could you pass me that shizatch over there?"
3. "It's shizatch time!"
"That samurai took out all those sword-wielding ninja with his bare hands. That was some serious shizatch."
shiznottle
The misspelling of "shiznoodle". Meaning, extreme respect and coolness. Shiznottle is also an expression used in the ghettos of San Francisco, Bay Area.
shiznottle by Ian Schoen January 8, 2005
Shitnitch
A more powerful and effective way of saying Biznitch; made by fusing shit and biznitch/bitch.
Can be used either as:
1) A profanity.
2) An insult. (Meaning bad or shitty)
3) A commonly used noun, that can replace almost all other nouns.
Can be used either as:
1) A profanity.
2) An insult. (Meaning bad or shitty)
3) A commonly used noun, that can replace almost all other nouns.
"Aww. SHITNITCH! I was SO close to getting that shot!"
"Oi! Shitnitch! Gimme back my wallet!"
"That exam was such a shitnitch."
"Sup shitnitches! Lets grab a shitnitch down by that slow-shitnitch shitnitch over by the shitnitch. Aww, C'mon! Don't be such a shitnitch, shitnitches, you know ol' shitnitch here is a shitnitch."
"Oi! Shitnitch! Gimme back my wallet!"
"That exam was such a shitnitch."
"Sup shitnitches! Lets grab a shitnitch down by that slow-shitnitch shitnitch over by the shitnitch. Aww, C'mon! Don't be such a shitnitch, shitnitches, you know ol' shitnitch here is a shitnitch."
Shitnitch by MachineKingV2 August 17, 2009
shizbitch
shizbitch by Max, The White Nigga Wit A Fro April 25, 2010
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