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"shitzoo" means "shit" but for innocent people who wants to say "shit" but can't bring themselves to say it.

or

if you accidentally say "shit" infront of someone who shouldn't be hearing you say that, then you would say add the extra "zoo" to save yourself. so you're not saying "shit" but instead "shitzoo"
example 1:
person 1: *spills water on person 2
person 2: shitzoo! what the heck man!!

example 2:

person 1: shit- (oh no i forgot i cant say that!!) -zoo
person 2: what did you say?
person 1: i said shitzoo, ya know the type of dog?
person 2: oh ya those dogs are so CUTE uwu
shitzoo by kepo.bgt July 26, 2021
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Jofit Shitzoo 

A boy who struggles learning since he has no fucking brain cells and laughs like a decapitated dolphin.
“Why you being like Jofit Shitzoo...”
Cause I’m dumb as fuck
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Shitbooking 

Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!
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shitoozle 

1. Same as shitooze, but in a smaller quantity.

2. Plural form can be used as an exclamation.
1. After much effort on the john, only a shitoozle was found.

2. Shitoozles!
The real and somewhat embarrassing name for the Shittish village of Sipoo, in Finland.
Shitpoo is a xenophobic little village with a high rate of inbreeding, like Tammisaari.

In english, Sibbo means Shitpoo, an anal retentive Shittish township located in the Finnish backwoods.
Shitpoo by Eva Asplund January 18, 2008

Shittoon 

1. A water going craft similar to a pontoon boat, but shitty. 2. A vessel barely afloat or moving under its own power
Hey Handon, you want to take the SHITTON out on white creek this weekend.

Hey watch out for that parked car. I don’t want the SHITTOON to rip off it’s bumper
Shittoon by Conrad Liguish May 3, 2019

shitooze 

shit + ooze = shitooze

Synonymous to bullshit.

Pronounced "shih-tooz"
I've had enough of your shitooze.