shity book 

Also known as Romeo and Juliet

Teacher: Ok class today we will start reading Romeo and Juliet

Class: *Groan* That's such a shity book

shity book by ObtainedYeti December 15, 2017

Book Shit

To run away really, really fast.

eg. To book it, or to book shit

1. The cops are coming! Book shit, book shit!

Book Shit by jonasballerk June 27, 2009

The Big Book Of Shit To Know 

A guide to life created by "The Krew" in a small Texas town. The Big Book Of Shit To Know (BBOSTK) is a compilation of what up until now has been secret knowledge held only by Bahdist* (see Bahdist) Monks. BBOSTK is like the Bible in the fact that it is a large book and it can be used to beat your children with, slam your dick in, etc... but unlike the bible it contains the tools to create happiness and success in life. BBOSTK has been adopted by organizations such as the Illuminati, Charlie Sheen, and Your mom and her gorgeous tits.

Please excuse me for not being able to post an example I am terribly busy. I must finish this line of cocaine on this hookers ass and proceed to rob a bank whilst naked...and fully erect. Yet another day in the life enlightened by the Big Book Of Shit To Know

The Big Book Of Shit To Know by Tuck on behalf of The Krew JBH September 14, 2011

Book-readin' faggot shit 

Book readin' faggot shit. A term, used by military personnel, to indicate technical topics, or similar items associated with a college education.

Engineering? That's Book-readin' faggot shit.

Book-readin' faggot shit by The Winker21 November 11, 2009

Shitbooking 

the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit

Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!

Shitbooking by carnivore94 February 4, 2010

shitbook 

uninteresting updates on Facebook which offer no new insights and take up valuable space in the news feed

can also be used as a verb (shitbooking)

"Dude stop shitbooking so much. I don't care that you just finished brushing your teeth. Your Facebook looks like a twitter or something."

shitbook by ladragonmaster February 4, 2010

shit-faced booking

The act of posting, messaging, uploading, mobile uploading etc... on ones social networking site when one is butt ass hammered and regretting it in the morning.

Katie is super hungover, and frantically deleting shit on her laptop... Apparently she was shit-faced booking again last night.

shit-faced booking by zigler March 17, 2010