shitwizard

(Adj)Someone who performs wizardry with shit. Shitwizardy is an act involving finesse with not white, not black, but brown magic. Such as creating crap-golems or writing nonsensical descriptions for mundane objects.

"What do you mean you can't collect guano!"
"Its to stop the shitwizards casting fireballs!"

"When life gives you crap, make crap golems."

"Someone needs to remind these shitwizards that they make chips and not jet skis or luges!"

shitwizard by elpresidente October 7, 2007

SHITWIZARD

A term for an unethical attorney prosecuting a loving parent by the practice of misinforming the court system, and wittingly alienating a parent from their children by using the courts through a betrayal of the foundation of law.

See also: corruption in family courts in America.

That attorney is a shitwizard and doesn't follow the law and gets away with misinforming the courts and deceiving the judge because he's a shit wizard and the judge will find out eventually he's using lies against a loving father.

SHITWIZARD by kickarsdaddy March 21, 2021

Shit Wizard 

A drama queen of exceptional ability. Able to materialize shit to bitch about out of thin air.

When originally coined in a karmic supernova of recognition: my sister caused a big drama-filled shitstorm around our wedding that was nothing to do with my wife being Sikh and more to do with my sister being an incredible shit wizard

Shit Wizard by makosanders May 6, 2011

Shit Wizard 

A person who has the uncanny ability to create a shit storm (drama) out of nothing.

My sister is a real shit wizard.

Shit Wizard by randumnumber May 2, 2011

cock thirsty shit wizard

A magical man who just can't get enough of sucking dick.

" My cousin is a voodoo cock thirsty shit wizard"

cock thirsty shit wizard by JoeOde January 17, 2017

shitward 

A portmanteau of the English swear “shit” and “Squidward”, the name of a character on SpongeBob SquarePants. Typically interjected in situations of surprise or shock, however can also be used as an insult.

“Dude, your car exploded!”
“Holy Shitward!”

“Such raw talent cannot be wasted behind this register!”
“...Get back to work, Mr. Shitward.”

shitward by CDCB123 February 3, 2018

Shitward 

(Adjective) When something has undoubtedly went to complete shit. Shitward

(Adjective) Heading in a bad direction.

The neighborhood has went shitward since Terry and Corey moved in.

When I find out who stole my RV, their lives will be on a one track road shitward.

Shitward by Shitward November 30, 2019