shiturine

When your on the toilet and pee and shit at the same time.

Bryan: dude i just had a crazy shiturine

by TesticleLover113 July 6, 2023

shitcoiner

Individuals who either through ignorance or malice, accumulate and/or promote worthless digital tokens. Many shitcoiners lack knowledge in the areas of Austrian economics, protocol scaling layers, game theory, and ethics. Many are prone to emotional outbursts when exposed to reason or tough questions regarding their heavy bags. Pastimes include having fun staying poor, and creating definitions for Bitcoin maximalists on Urban Dictionary.

Steve ignored Bitcoin for years and feels like he missed the boat, despite his bitcoiner friends trying to get him to stack sats repeatedly. To make up for lost time he jumped on Coinbase and bought every low cap coin in hopes it will one day be the "next" Bitcoin. Steve is a total shitcoiner.

by BTC Sessions August 16, 2021

Shiternet

Really bad or slow internet.

That guy has Shiternet or His Shiternet made him lose the game.

by Mr Popolis April 7, 2015

Shiternet

When you have the shittiest internet possible

Matt: Why is it taking so long to download this damn file
Jerry: Sorry man, I have shiternet.
Matt: Oh, right.

by Shitty Internet August 5, 2014

Shirine

Shirine is the most beautiful girl ever. She's caring and very nice,and everyone's bestfriend.She is very spotty and intellectual and the same time.
No one can resist to Shirine's beauty or to her beauty.

You can give her all the money of the world yet she'll prefer good friends and a lovable man. You can tell her a billion times that she's perfect, but she doesn't believe you.If you get to meet a Shirine keep her and protect her because she might look hard but she's vulnerable at the inside

Man 1 : Hey , who's that chick

Man 2 : It's Shirine
Man 1 : No wonder she's so clever and sweet

by shshsh3 May 9, 2018

Shiternet

a type of internet that will make your nose hair go on fire, it matches the all mighty shitty koy hotbox computer. it's basically a bad internet. made by the famous and most gorgeous man on planet earth. GIR OF THE GOKU! fucking end it this is our existence

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Shiternet is bad

by SnukVA January 1, 2021

Shiternet

A crappy internet connection, slow, bad, faulty, inconsistent, etc.

Man that guy keeps disconnecting and has such slow downloads, the shiternet is obviously there

by Teh_Muffinatorz December 3, 2009