Shit-mobile

A shitmobile is anything, usually a piece of technology, that doesn't work very well and makes you frustrated.

Noun: Sorry I couldn't get here sooner but my shit-mobile broke down
Adjective: Grrr, this stupid shit-mobile computer froze up again

by Desolator144 June 26, 2007

Shit-mobile

A shit-mobile is a hairy mobile drawn by Jon (8 years old) and later parodied by Maddox.

Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit.

by Michaelas10 August 18, 2006

Mobile Shit Splasher

When a girl who is on her period and refuses to where a tampon or change her underwear. After a day of bleeding, you take the blood soaked panties and and wrap them around a raw porkchop laced with laxative. You then chain the porkchop to a dildo which you stick in the girl's ass. After insertion of the dildo, you throw the panty wrapped porkchop to a dog in the next room. The dogs proceeds to eat the porkchop, thus tugging the chain, increasing sexual pleasure. 30 minutes into sex, crawl to the next room maintaining insertion. You then grab a handful of the dog's diarrhettic feces and splash it in the woman's face, while holding her nose shut, making her inhale the shit.

Joe gave his wife a Mobile Shit Splasher for their golden anniversary.

by Chunkpolickin January 28, 2008

shitmobile

A term for a car that is in a horrible state of disrepair. Usually they are rusty, falling apart, ugly ect. Similar to a crapmobile.

Look at that piece of shit car, its a shitmobile.

by unknown999 March 17, 2008

shitmobile

The act of taking a crap on someones car. It is a creative way to use shit.

Did you see Shaky and Paul Shitmobile on Shanikia's car last night?

by paco9910 November 16, 2009