The other day Rudi was telling me how bad the bathroom smelled after he finished talking a dump. I noticed that he really likes to smell his own crap. He must be a shithound.
The extremely awkward bro moment of going in for a welcoming handshake while your bro goes in for the fist pound. Both bros laugh heartily before realizing they're probably not as friendly as they thought.
Steve, I saw that shakepound you and Geronimo executed this afternoon. You might need to rethink the friendship.