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shitpacker

A homosexual male.

Could possibly be used for a heterosexual male who likes to dish out anal action.
Anton and his boyfriend are leaving for spain. Fred asks them "Wow guys how can you afford to sleep in when you have a plain to catch in 2 hours? Don't you have any packing to do?"

Anton and his boyfriend answer: "No that's okay, we totally packed our shit last night."

And that's that (true story!).
by Fred Finkle May 25, 2004
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Shitpacker

noun A
- male who enjoys shoving his package into the anus of the same sex.
- someone who is naturally an imbecile
"Screw you, you shitpacker.."
by cr September 19, 2003
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Shitpacker

When a man jumps off the bed, perfectly landing his dick in another mans anus, who is laying face down on the floor. It is said to pack your shit so tightly, your poop comes out as hard as a diamond.
Have you packed your shit together for our vacation?

Yea, I'm a real shitpacker.
by LittleCreek853 November 20, 2016
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Shitfuckery

1. An extreme degree of nonsense, especially when coming from an authoritative figure.

2. Bullshit
I can't deal with this bureaucratic shitfuckery anymore.
by Skip Residue July 23, 2010
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Shitwhacker

An ignorant, slow-witted person who loafs around the local scene trying to get wasted, repeats whatever you say to everyone and gets themselves arrested on the regular for things most folks are smart enough not to get caught doing. Usually people just leave them be except for the cops, who they always manage to piss off.
"yo, this dude has got a big mouth!"
" nah, don't even worry about it. He's just some shitwhacker I see here all the time. Pay him no mind. Last week he got arrested for pissing on a cop car then asking the cop if he had some paper towels so he could dry the piss off his shoe."
by K. Washington July 25, 2016
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Shitfuckery

A word that is widely used by the juice media when explaining government ads honestly.
No, this isn’t a dystopian sci-fi flick, that is the result of four cancerous decades of neoliberal shitfuckery.
by turnoffthelights June 4, 2020
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buttersnap shitfuckery

The intransigent nature of sodomite psychology.

The unwillingness of a person to consider anything
which is not in accord with their raison d'être.
A fuctard can be a person who has buttersnap shitfuckery of the mind
by Avesta May 25, 2010
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