Shitpacker

When a man jumps off the bed, perfectly landing his dick in another mans anus, who is laying face down on the floor. It is said to pack your shit so tightly, your poop comes out as hard as a diamond.
Have you packed your shit together for our vacation?

Yea, I'm a real shitpacker.
by LittleCreek853 November 21, 2016
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