Shitnut

the undigested protrusions in ones turd the day after consuming a bag of goobers.

Wow Joe that new guy took your parking spot you been parking in for the last 3 years.
Yea, what a shitnut

by joemama2011 March 5, 2011

shitnut

An insult someone,an implication of someone being homosexual

Eric,you little shitnut

by RAWR February 22, 2005

shitnut

the nut that is in a piece of shit

or an insult that can replace "shithead"

You're such a shitnut, dude.

by somesluttyguy December 21, 2006

shitnut

The absolute boss. If you are lucky to know a shitnut you are in luck.They are one or a kind!Creative and most reckless people about.If your shitnut doesn’t own a 2 stroke he isn’t real!!

Hey, shitnuts got a 2 stroke the mad cunt.

by localcrackpot October 25, 2023

shitnotist

noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"

Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.

The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.

Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!

It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.

by Mr Lahey January 5, 2014

Shitnugget

1. A douchebag type of person. A defined asshole.

2. A small piece of poop in nugget shape.

Vicki: Jenny took the last bit of the Margaritas.
Becky: She’s a shitnugget.

Bill: Man, I was so constipated last night, I kept shitting shitnuggets.
George: That’s gross man.

by SunnySueSue May 8, 2021

shiznuts

1. An interjection used to say something you have earned, lost, forgotten, completed, etc.
2. Funny word that takes the place of "shit." Usually makes other people laugh, and also is legit to use in school.

Oh shiznuts I forgot to get my history book from my locker!

by ltsMeexD January 12, 2009