Shitnut

the undigested protrusions in ones turd the day after consuming a bag of goobers.

Wow Joe that new guy took your parking spot you been parking in for the last 3 years.
Yea, what a shitnut

by joemama2011 February 19, 2011

shitnuts

When you wipe back to front, and get poop on your ballbag.

I got shitnuts now i have to pick it off with a Q-tip.

by Moose February 20, 2005

shitnuts

half-assed insult that doesn't make sense that suggests a person is half shit and half nuts.

go away you shitnuts

by jonathan lim March 13, 2004

shitnut

An insult someone,an implication of someone being homosexual

Eric,you little shitnut

by RAWR February 22, 2005

shitnut

the nut that is in a piece of shit

or an insult that can replace "shithead"

You're such a shitnut, dude.

by somesluttyguy December 20, 2006

Shitnuts

when something is particularly bad.

Friend 1: Aw shit man i lost my car keys!

Friend 2: Damn bro, that’s pretty shitnuts

Friend 1: Aw shit man i lost my car keys!

Friend 2: Damn bro, that’s pretty shitnuts

by CEO of ant molestation February 07, 2022

shitnut

The absolute boss. If you are lucky to know a shitnut you are in luck.They are one or a kind!Creative and most reckless people about.If your shitnut doesn’t own a 2 stroke he isn’t real!!

Hey, shitnuts got a 2 stroke the mad cunt.

by localcrackpot October 25, 2023