shitnuts

When you wipe back to front, and get poop on your ballbag.

I got shitnuts now i have to pick it off with a Q-tip.

by Moose February 20, 2005

shitnuts

half-assed insult that doesn't make sense that suggests a person is half shit and half nuts.

go away you shitnuts

by jonathan lim March 13, 2004

Shitnut

the undigested protrusions in ones turd the day after consuming a bag of goobers.

Wow Joe that new guy took your parking spot you been parking in for the last 3 years.
Yea, what a shitnut

by joemama2011 March 5, 2011

shitnut

An insult someone,an implication of someone being homosexual

Eric,you little shitnut

by RAWR February 22, 2005

shitnut

the nut that is in a piece of shit

or an insult that can replace "shithead"

You're such a shitnut, dude.

by somesluttyguy December 21, 2006

Shitnuts

when something is particularly bad.

Friend 1: Aw shit man i lost my car keys!

Friend 2: Damn bro, that’s pretty shitnuts

Friend 1: Aw shit man i lost my car keys!

Friend 2: Damn bro, that’s pretty shitnuts

by CEO of ant molestation February 7, 2022

Shitnuts

A Man's nuts having qualities of slushy pooh

Man my shitnuts are scarring these girls away :(

by THEnegrodaumus October 30, 2011