shitnuts

When you wipe back to front, and get poop on your ballbag.

I got shitnuts now i have to pick it off with a Q-tip.

by Moose February 20, 2005

shitnuts

half-assed insult that doesn't make sense that suggests a person is half shit and half nuts.

go away you shitnuts

by jonathan lim March 13, 2004

Shitnut

the undigested protrusions in ones turd the day after consuming a bag of goobers.

Wow Joe that new guy took your parking spot you been parking in for the last 3 years.
Yea, what a shitnut

by joemama2011 March 5, 2011

shitnut

An insult someone,an implication of someone being homosexual

Eric,you little shitnut

by RAWR February 22, 2005

shitnut

the nut that is in a piece of shit

or an insult that can replace "shithead"

You're such a shitnut, dude.

by somesluttyguy December 21, 2006

Shitnuts

A Man's nuts having qualities of slushy pooh

Man my shitnuts are scarring these girls away :(

by THEnegrodaumus October 30, 2011

Shitnuts

Shitnuts is the act of a man inserting his testicles into his partner's anus, specifically a dirty one. When the scrotum comes out, it should be covered in shit.

Greg: Man, I heard you tried shitnuts with Bianca last night
Tom: Yeah, so what? I like the creamy feeling.
Greg: Tom, that's absolutely foul.

by Dumbuss Cargleuss June 9, 2022