shitnot 

a shitty band from... ur mom

You: hey lets go to ozzfest and see Shitnot
Me: fuck you, im seein' Slayer

shitnot by Shitnot Hata' December 20, 2004

shitnotist

noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"

Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.

The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.

Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!

It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.

shitnotist by Mr Lahey January 5, 2014

Shotnot 

The exact opposite of shotgun "Shotnot _____" is called when a person wishes to not claim an object or to perform an action that several people do not wish perform and only one person can perform. In order to call a shotnot, one must say "shotnot ____" and place their index and middle fingers, so that they are together, on the side of their nose (kinda like a salute, see illustration). Everyone else wishing to abstain from the action or object must say "shotnot" and place their fingers on their nose. The last person to say shotnot is the loser and must do the action or collect the object.
Note: fingers are placed on the nose so you can actually see who was last, so there won't be arguing about "i said it/you didn't say it"

-Shotnot changing grandma's diaper!
-shotnot!
-shotnot!
-Shotnot! damn. Where's grandma?

Shotnot by Disc September 7, 2006

Shitpotle

The result of eating a burrito from Chipotle and allowing it to incubate in your stomach for a good 2-4 hours. Typically, the dispatching of your Shitpotle requires a toilet plunger and half a roll of toilet paper.

Matt: Dude, I had the best carnitas burrito last night.
Nick: Wow, did you have some serious shitpotle afterwards?
Matt: Yeah, it took me half an hour to unclog the toilet.

Shitpotle by burritos-123 October 18, 2010

shitiotic 

a build up for a insult to add impact.

a bad plan

the combination of the words shit and idiotic

a step up from idiotic

im not doing it twice, that would just be shitiotic.

go fuck yourself you, shitiotic fucktard!
whoever came up with this plan is just shitiotic.
That is the most shitiotic thing i have ever herd.

shitiotic by lousethymaster June 30, 2011

Shitnite 

The right way to call fortnite

Guy 1: battlefront 2 sucks let’s play fortnite I can get you my first win
Guy 2: shitnite I’m good I’ll stick to battlefront

Shitnite by Fortnite hater93 April 14, 2019

Shitpotle

The bowel movements that are the result of consuming Chipotle. Generally, it occurs shortly after one has finished their meal and is often quite unpleasant.

That double steak bowl gave me some serious shitpotle, but damn is was worth it!

Shitpotle by DMatza May 24, 2016