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shitnozzle 

lcpl neumister, a faggot that searches for fags in bath room stalls.
That guy is a fucking shitnozzle
shitnozzle by sean November 22, 2003

shitnozzle 

Noun. 1) A nozzle that spews shit; 2) an asshole; 3) an insufferable person; 4) synonym for "PincherMartin"; 4) a person who spouts shit all day long from their pie hole; 5) kisser of pseudo ass.

Adjective. Used in pejorative fashion to describe an unpleasant person. Typically seen modifying the noun "PincherMartin" in a hypothetically perfect universe philosophers often refer to as "The Perfect World."
Noun: PincherMartin is a fucknugget, senescent, shitsome, cloaca shitnozzle with verbal diarrhea and a host of information processing disabilities.

Adjective: Talk to shitnozzle PincherMartin and get me the fecalphile fucknugget perspective on the effect of personal savings on the balance of trade and the economics of minimum wage increases during a period of increasing deficit spending and a limping economy.
shitnozzle by rdbrewer November 1, 2005

shitoozle 

1. Same as shitooze, but in a smaller quantity.

2. Plural form can be used as an exclamation.
1. After much effort on the john, only a shitoozle was found.

2. Shitoozles!

Shiznozzle

1. Beyond normal awesomeness.

2. Can also be used as a substitute curse word.
1. That printer was totally shiznozzle
2. I am so shiznozzling mad!
Shiznozzle by Prussia and Eridan October 18, 2012

shitizzle 

when someone is taking too long inside of their house you assume they're taking a poo
driver- jeez catie is taking along time we've been out here for 10 minutes

passenger- She must be taking a shitizzle!
shitizzle by liza sremmen November 8, 2009

Shiznizzle 

that chicken was the shiznizzle!
Shiznizzle by Anonymous October 15, 2003
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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