Shotnot

The exact opposite of shotgun "Shotnot _____" is called when a person wishes to not claim an object or to perform an action that several people do not wish perform and only one person can perform. In order to call a shotnot, one must say "shotnot ____" and place their index and middle fingers, so that they are together, on the side of their nose (kinda like a salute, see illustration). Everyone else wishing to abstain from the action or object must say "shotnot" and place their fingers on their nose. The last person to say shotnot is the loser and must do the action or collect the object.
Note: fingers are placed on the nose so you can actually see who was last, so there won't be arguing about "i said it/you didn't say it"

-Shotnot changing grandma's diaper!
-shotnot!
-shotnot!
-Shotnot! damn. Where's grandma?

by Disc September 7, 2006

shitnotist

noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"

Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.

The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.

Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!

It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.

by Mr Lahey January 5, 2014

shot not

When a group of people have to designate someone to do something for the group (ex. get beer, get napkins, get ketchup, or other stuff like that), someone calls shot not and places a finger on their nose. the last person to put their fingers on their noseand yell "shot not" or "shot" for short is the loser and has to do the activity that no on wanted to do. most of the time there are multiple shot nots, and they are called by the loser who is just trying to get someone else to do it, but you shouldn't participate in those shot nots because they are not real.

online shot nots do not count unless there is a chat room with more than 4 people in it.

person 1: dude we need some ketchup
person 2: yea who the hell forgot the ketchup
person 3: someone has to get it
person 1: SHOT not (and puts finger on nose)
person 3: SHOT NOT (and puts finger on nose)
person 2: SHOT NOT(and puts finger on nose)
person 4: aww shit (has to get ketchup)

by chris bassano December 28, 2005

shot not open door

a game played to determine who is in charge of opening the next locked door. preferably while walking towards dorm. game starts the second you leave a building and head back to the dorm. one person calls "shot not open door" and then the others must race to say shot not open door. last person to call it must open the door. no exceptions. all contestants must wait until the loser opens the door. if the loser says shot not open door a second time and anyone responds, the responder is now responsible for openning door.

shot not open door

by mcdaniel21 September 15, 2009

shot not

passing responsibility to the next person, who can then pass it on to someone else

go wash the car... shot not

by ferralist1 May 19, 2010

Shot Not

When there is a job to do and you shot not doing it by putting an upside thumb on your forehead!

Example:

Mother: Yo, who's gonna take out the trash tonight?
Child 1: SHOT NOT (upside thumb on forehead)
Child 2: SHOT NOTTTT (same as above)
Child 3: fuck my life (now he has to take the trash out)

by maddison's friend? April 18, 2018

shot not

word to avoide somehting, almost like not it

where should we go
SHOT NOT!
(now the other people have to choose where to go)

by amanda February 14, 2005