Shitment 

The biggest dump you will ever take in your life, presumably one that takes an hour to squeeze out.

Guy: (to his buddy) dude, I gotta go home.
Friend: What for?
Guy: I gotta hit the bathroom. I gotta huge shitment on the way.

Shitment by ShadowsFallAreGods October 17, 2009

Shitment 

Receiving an ordered item that vastly does not meet expectations. An item of poor quality despite professional ( or misleading) photos in the ad.

My Rolex from Thailand isn't quite the quality I expected from the company. This is the second shitment I received this week.

Shitment by letterman7 January 2, 2022

shitment 

Being treated like shit

What shitment did he get from the boss?

shitment by Oppressed, Surpressed, Depress April 19, 2011

last shitment 

The dump that you take right before leaving school or the workplace, usually because no one else is in the bathroom at this point.

Male 1- Hey man, you ready to go?

Male 2- Yeah dude just a sec, I gotta make my last shitment.

last shitment by A-Whack April 6, 2008

Shitmont County 

A sinful ghetto hood county in Cincinnati Ohio that's full of delusional meth heads, pot head fanatics, unruly braindead peasant buffoons that smoke and vape, drug addicts, drunk alcoholic driver thugs that drive with heroin, and has the worst schools and stupidest rules ever.

Person moving out of the area: Man I can't wait to get out of hellmont county It's such a sinful place now these days.
Random person: Yea Shitmont County sucks live anywhere but that ghetto hood.

Shitmont County by OnlineTrollMaster April 13, 2022

Shitmeet 

A meeting or gathering of some sort that you have to go to that is complete bull shit.

"Oh man! I am sorry I can't meet you for a coffee later as I have a shitmeet at 5 o'clock"

Shitmeet by dusty-boots January 20, 2009

shitmester 

(Noun) A college semester in which one's schedule is composed of mainly requisite and difficult courses that do not pertain to their major, minor, or area of interest.

Victoria: "Registering for classes makes me want to throw up."
Erin: "I know, Spring '15 is going to be a shitmester."
Victoria: "SAME- I'm taking poly science and a science lab... I'm a communications major."

shitmester by Collegestudent22 November 6, 2014