shitmail

A more accurate word for junkmail.

After registering to a website, I began recieving loads of shitmail.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 24, 2005

shitnail

N. This describes when one does not wipe (in going to the bathroom) properly, and thus infestations of what was to be wiped are now pushed under the poor sap’s fingernail(s). (This term was begun by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show.)

“Yo Bill what’s that under your fingernail? You stupid ass, can’t you wipe yourself? Now you’ve got shitnail.”

by Sigge December 22, 2008

Shitbail

Shitbailing is a delicate process of running as fast as one can away from an awkward situation. One must call out Shitbail! before running.

When a man is having sexual relations with a female for the fun of it, believing there are no strings attached and the female asks to "Take it to the next level." (having a relationship that might mean something) the man must proceed to shout out "SHITBAIL" as loud as possible and run the hell away.

by Ben and Paul July 24, 2008

shitmill

When you fuck someone up the asshole and get shit all over your dick, then proceed to spin your cock around like a windmill.

Gay man: Please don't shitmill, I just got new curtains.

by You're a pseudonym. December 27, 2014

ShitRails

The rails in the handicapped bathroom stall. These rails are extremely useful when taking a massive shit. They help with leverage.

Man I had to use them shitrails while taking a shit.

by Acid Kool aid July 22, 2016

ShitNail

After fingering your partners butthole, you now have shit under your finernails.

Hey get your shitnail away from me you butthole fingerer.

by Danielle Shaw February 25, 2008

shitrailed

to be drunk, high on cocaine, or both at once.

Wow, I'm totally shitrailed dude!

by alexstraumeisgay March 2, 2007