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shitmill 

When you fuck someone up the asshole and get shit all over your dick, then proceed to spin your cock around like a windmill.
Gay man: Please don't shitmill, I just got new curtains.
shitmill by You're a pseudonym. December 27, 2014
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shitillion 

An inexact but mind-blowingly large number, somewhere between a centillion and a googolplex. If every atom in the observable universe were replaced by a universe the size of the observable universe, and then every atom in the resulting universe were replaced by a universe the size of the observable universe, the number of atoms in that resulting universe would be dwarfed by a shitillion. Not a term to be used lightly.
I could list a shitillion reasons why I haven't seen the Battlefield Earth movie.
shitillion by Honky '98 February 27, 2012
adv. to do something in a crappy or shitty manor.
He shitilly did his homework
shitilly by yohan November 10, 2004

Shitbilly 

White Trash. Worse than a hillbilly. Performs manual labor for a living. Likes NASCAR. Drinks Keystone Ice. Smokes Marlboro Reds.
Zach: "Man did you see Jerry's cousin?"
Daniel: "Yeah that guys a fuckin Shitbilly!"
Shitbilly by Dmmaline December 16, 2008

shitville 

A depressing, boring, poorly conditioned or otherwise uninteresting city, town or village.
I hate this shitville in the wintertime, makes me wonder why anyone would wanna live here.
shitville by Lamborrari July 17, 2006

Shitzilla 

Damn that was Shitzilla
Shitzilla by Aidan Mowat February 16, 2005

Shitillionaire

A person who -- recession or not -- manages to have a shit-ton of money.
"I'd drop out of Harvard too if I knew I could be a shitillionaire like Bill Gates."
Shitillionaire by mariokartracer March 18, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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