shithooks 

what old people sometimes call hands

Get your shithooks off my stuff, boy!

shithooks by 000 October 20, 2003

shithooks 

Defining the use of hands for the wiping of your ass.

"Boi, go wash ya' shithooks before dinnah!"

shithooks by Big ol' V March 10, 2007

Shithooks 

A name assigned to an individual that has just taken a shit and does not wash their hands

Hey there’s shithooks over there eating a sandwich after he just took a shit and didn’t wash his hands

Shithooks by Senioralphadog June 25, 2019

shithooks 

What some people call Timmy Smith.

Hey Shithooks, get me another beer.

shithooks by Shithooks February 24, 2004

shithousery 

Chiefly British term for underhanded conduct or gamesmanship in a sport, with the intention of gaining an advantage. Typically refers to association football.

Fantastic shithousery from James Ward-Prowse to get Zaha sent off.

shithousery by MRTHICC February 1, 2019

Shitbooking 

the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit

Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!

Shitbooking by carnivore94 February 4, 2010

Shithouse Bastard 

Popularized by proud pedophile, Geoffrey Leonard. Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.

Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!

Shithouse Bastard by funnydoodette October 9, 2008