Shithooks

A name assigned to an individual that has just taken a shit and does not wash their hands

Hey there’s shithooks over there eating a sandwich after he just took a shit and didn’t wash his hands

by Senioralphadog June 25, 2019

shithooked

Being intoxicated to the point of no return; very high level of intoxication.

After drinking a half gallon of Jack Daniel's, we were pretty much shithooked for the night.

by B.R.V. September 17, 2007

shithook

What my manager, Pat Schroeder, calls me on a daily basis.

"Nice work, Shithook!"

by Shithook March 16, 2005

Shithook

The Chinook helicopter is often referred to as a Shithook. So sad.

He was medvaced by a Shithook.

by Big Sky Heidi January 31, 2020

shithook

A person who is willing to horrible things to attain their own objectives, often at the expense of coworkers or friends.

We worked on this project for weeks together, then (insert name) had to be a shithook and take all the credit.

by trafamladorian November 01, 2017

shithooks

what old people sometimes call hands

Get your shithooks off my stuff, boy!

by 000 October 21, 2003

Shithook

Derogatory name given by soldiers to the ancient CH-47 Chinook helicopter, many of which have been flying since the late 60s and early 70s. They are interesting choppers, but have a bad tendency to be shot down in places like Iraq.

Joe:"Hey, have you heard from Smitty?"
Chris:"Yeah, he just flew in on a shithook, and is glad to be alive."

by Corporal Grumpy May 12, 2006