shiteweight

the lightest weight when it comes to drinking

person 1: look at that guy, he's absolutely off his face!
person 2: yeah, he's only had a a J2O.
person 1: shiteweight.

by JJZoom February 23, 2011

Shiteknight

A shiteknight is a person with low self-esteem who combats this with an unwavering need to aid others in maintaining the delusion that they were born in the wrong body. They usually have very isolated personal lives as they are very judgmental of others, surrounding themselves only with those who feed their need to center men in gender-critical activism. Most commonly sighted in older men in regards to transgender identifying males.

Chronic shiteknighting often occurs in correlation with chronic self-esteem problems where the person needs to maintain a high view of themselves through self-righteous acts of pseudo-kindness. These people surround themselves with men and women still suffering from unresolved delusions of gender as a means to harvest praise and adulation for speaking over and denigrating women who question their tactics.

Shiteknighting is also associated with metastasized misogyny, homophobia, racism, and ableism as a shield against cognitive dissonance induced by requests from peers to examine one's behavior for bias.

"When women say Hayton is no ally of theirs because of his continued engagement in his autogynephilia fetish in women's spaces, Graham Linehan shiteknights for him."

by Amy Denver January 22, 2022

Shitelight

The slang term for the series of books about a girl struggling to choose a boyfriend. Her choices are: a pedophilic guy who wants to kill her and a werewolf who doubles as a Native American stereotype.
Possibly the worst books ever written.

I read Shitelight at the weekend just to see if it was any good. I regret that wasted time.

by TheLiteratureGirl November 28, 2010

Shakeweight

A work-out device, believed to be bogus, that when used by a woman, according to South Park, helps them give the greatest old-fashioned (handjob)

Sharon works her talking shakeweight
Shakeweight: Harder, better, faster stronger
(dings, squirts out water)
Sharon: auhhhh

by Adidar23 December 2, 2010

Shakeweight

To aggressively beat thy meat like silverback gorilla

Jimmy what in the flying fuck were you doing in there "I was shakeweight'in my room"

by The Nigger Blaster March 25, 2019

atomic shakeweight

Giving such an agressive handjob that you snap their dick off like a celery stalk.

Brenda: Dude, Timmy is in the ER. I gave him a serious atomic shakeweight.

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 28, 2010

Shakeweighted

When a girl gives you a really hard, fast-paced handjob, as if your dick was a shakeweight.

Could result in severe discomfort, chaffing, and difficulty shaking your dick after pissing.

Dude my dick hurts so bad after my girlfriend gave me a hj yesterday. I can't even feel my dick.

Sounds like you got shakeweighted.

by Kfed27 January 21, 2011