shake-weighted 

The act of having your partner finish you off on her face and or chest, in the motion of the shake-weight from them hilarious commercials.

Kevin: " hey, did you go home with that bartender last night?''

Steve: "yeah."

Kevin: ''DETAILS!"

Steve: " well, we went back to my house, had a few drinks, smoked a joint and then she ended up shake-weighting me."

Kevin: " you lucky bastard. I can't beleive she shake-weighted you."

shake-weighted by prodigyofmind July 28, 2010

Shakeweighted

When a girl gives you a really hard, fast-paced handjob, as if your dick was a shakeweight.

Could result in severe discomfort, chaffing, and difficulty shaking your dick after pissing.

Dude my dick hurts so bad after my girlfriend gave me a hj yesterday. I can't even feel my dick.

Sounds like you got shakeweighted.

Shakeweighted by Kfed27 January 21, 2011