Shite-a-light 

A prank where newspaper is placed on a doorstep, shat on, then set on fire before knocking on the door and running away to hide. The aim is for the houseowner to stamp out the fire and get shit on their shoe. Good times.

Lets go and shite-a-light Ray's house.

Shite-a-light by AL89 March 22, 2009

Shine a light 

An English Northern saying. Surprised exasperation. Similar to "Fuck Me!".

Shine-a-light, what the hell were you thinking!

Shine-a-light and fuck me, that'll never work.

It's fucking dull in here, shine a light.

Shine a light by Sat O'Matic October 1, 2007

Shine a light 

I guess it’s quite obvious

A little tired of fuckery

As I said before .. I am a recluse

I like it that way .. for now anyway as plenty to keep me occupied …

I bother nobody

This is a response

I only wanted to respond to one person

And find out if that was this person and … if she wants me all to herself

There would be no other

Not in this lifetime ..

So why am I mr fucking popular? And it’s not all love and light … that’s clear .. but as I’ve publicly stated .. these are the obvious ones … and if so interested … here’s my take on you …

So strange how people act after reading … like a completely different clone …

Same people walk past my house at least 6 times a day … with dogs … school run … random looks then look away fast when I clock them … sometimes I leave the house just for the experience

Other days I don’t as happier in my headspace .. not yours …

Sad that I feel I have to .. shine a light …

Shine a light ... then if you want honey … we burn bright ..

All yours …

Shine a light by LetsTalkAboutX January 11, 2023

Shite Alight

The old turd in a burning bag trick, when the unfortunate householder stamps out the flaming faeces, the assembled throng sings out "Oooooh ooooh Shite Alight" to the tune of Desmond Dekker & The Aces "Israelites"

Oooooh ooooh Shite Alight

Shite Alight by Bruning down the scouse December 4, 2010