shitcording 

The act of being on the toilet while on a discord server.

I wanted to chat in discord, but I had to poop, so I'll just be shitcording for a while, I guess.

shitcording by RectalThermom July 23, 2017

Shitboring 

so boring that taking a shit is less boring.

man this game is shitboring. i hate platform games...

Shitboring by jonny four fingers January 2, 2010

Shitloading 

(Verb) When a vending machine attendant or shelf stocker puts the product in backwards, upside-down, leaves the packages wrinkled, ignores "sell-by" dates, etc.; basically stocks the machine/shelf with no regard to presentation, functionality or salability.

I just double-checked Jughead's work.....He totally shitloaded the snack machine.

I'm writing Archie up for shitloading the beverage aisle.

Shitloading by ChubbyMac June 22, 2020

shitworking 

The act of networking meaninglessly using tools such as LinkedIn, ZoomInfo, etc. where no real benefit of association is expected or experienced.

I got three requests to join someone's Network on LinkedIn today. Total shitworking. I've only talked to one guy at a conference once six months ago. He must be looking for a job and doing some shitworking to build up his Rolodex.

shitworking by byrd390 May 19, 2008

shitcocking

The act of being an immature, foulmouthed, idiot on a forum, in a chatroom or on an online game chat system simply because you're anonymous, you have a (relatively) captive audience, and because you can

LOL! I pwned you you biatch! I'm going to f*ck you right in the ass with this Redeemer now you fag!

shitcocking by weap September 11, 2005

shitboarding 

When you stick a wet rag on someone’s face with shit on it and leave it there for an hour or usually more, usually overnight.

Tomas was shitboarding his dad as a punishment for not making him a pizza.

shitboarding by Djasjsjs Dnanjs November 10, 2020

Shitporting 

The act of porting a game to a console in the cheapest way possible just for shits and giggles.

"Time to shitport the MSX version of Metal Gear to Wii U!"

"Damn that was easy! I should do more shitporting in the future!"

Shitporting by MemeMaster9000 September 16, 2022