Definitions by RectalThermom

shitcording 

The act of being on the toilet while on a discord server.

I wanted to chat in discord, but I had to poop, so I'll just be shitcording for a while, I guess.

shitcording by RectalThermom July 23, 2017

Tweed 

The tuft of hair growing from the top cleft of the buttocks.

Ay man! Shave that tweed. It looks like a treasure troll peeking out your butt crack.

Tweed by RectalThermom February 9, 2017