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Chicken shit Nick 

A dumbass who like grabbing chicken shit and smearing it all over people especially when they don’t have a shirt on also smellys like shit
Stop being a chicken shit Nick you got chicken shit all over me you dumbass

nick shit 

(verb) Having to take a shit while running
Slow down guy's I have to take a nick shit
nick shit by skull zap March 14, 2008

Shit Dick Nick 

When you’re doing anal with a girl and she shits on your dick so you make her suck it off
i seen ole shit dick nick yesterday, he wasn’t looking to good.
Shit Dick Nick by Cs35293628 September 24, 2025

blast shit nickers 

the act of passing gas and getting crap all over the inside of your pants
Hey son, i found a brown stain on your pants while doing laundry, did you blast shit nickers again?

shit nickel 

1. Generic term denoting a currency of little or no value when the user is unsure of the actual name for the currency in question.
Thought to have originally been coined by Canadian Forces troops on Peacekeeping duties in the former Yugoslavia during the 1990s.
Person 1: "Dude this/those CD/jeans/ shoes rock(s)! Did you pay much for it/them?"

Person 2: "No, aboot 500 Shit Nickels out of some bug-eater's trunk"

P1: "Woah bargain!"
shit nickel by LarryBloggins March 23, 2007

shit nickel 

The scab that a herpes leaves on your upper lip
I made out with a stripper and now I have a shit nickel
shit nickel by idontcareokayfck July 30, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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