shit-nick 

The action of stealing something of little to no value. Most often when hammered or tanked.

"Dude, lets shit-nick that lamp shade"

"nah, lets shit-nick that shoe horn"

next day...
"why the fuck would someone steal a shoe horn?"

shit-nick by DMPDpete September 28, 2008

Chicken shit Nick 

A dumbass who like grabbing chicken shit and smearing it all over people especially when they don’t have a shirt on also smellys like shit

Stop being a chicken shit Nick you got chicken shit all over me you dumbass

Chicken shit Nick by Stinky squirrel July 14, 2020

nick shit 

(verb) Having to take a shit while running

Slow down guy's I have to take a nick shit

nick shit by skull zap March 14, 2008

Shit Dick Nick 

When you’re doing anal with a girl and she shits on your dick so you make her suck it off

i seen ole shit dick nick yesterday, he wasn’t looking to good.

Shit Dick Nick by Cs35293628 September 24, 2025

blast shit nickers 

the act of passing gas and getting crap all over the inside of your pants

Hey son, i found a brown stain on your pants while doing laundry, did you blast shit nickers again?

blast shit nickers by SOdeadAFTERschool September 1, 2010

shit nickel 

1. Generic term denoting a currency of little or no value when the user is unsure of the actual name for the currency in question.
Thought to have originally been coined by Canadian Forces troops on Peacekeeping duties in the former Yugoslavia during the 1990s.

Person 1: "Dude this/those CD/jeans/ shoes rock(s)! Did you pay much for it/them?"

Person 2: "No, aboot 500 Shit Nickels out of some bug-eater's trunk"

P1: "Woah bargain!"

shit nickel by LarryBloggins March 23, 2007

shit nickel 

The scab that a herpes leaves on your upper lip

I made out with a stripper and now I have a shit nickel

shit nickel by idontcareokayfck July 30, 2020