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SHIT LOCKS

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Dred locks that look shitty on someone.
Nigga those ain't dredlocks, they SHITLOCKS!
SHIT LOCKS by Joshiro007 February 12, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2015

shit locks

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When someone with hairy nether-regions exhibits less than adequate hygiene, the matted hair due to excess fecal matter forms these disgusting ass dreadlocks.
Mike: Dang, that big 'ne looks HOT!
Erich: No way, man. That ass has shit locks!
shit locks by Jocko Tam April 26, 2010

shit locked 

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its when you are going to take a shit but you have to stop on the way to tighten you asshole to keep the shit from coming out.
i was going to shit when i became shit locked and had to stop in the middle of the hall at work
shit locked by Richie1966 February 18, 2009

Shit Lock 

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A piece of doo doo placed on a personal object to deter theft.
"The thief was deterred when he smelled the stench of my shit lock."

"Don't take that! It's been shit locked!"

"I forgot my bike lock, but luckely I never leave home without my shit lock."

"Some people hide their keys... I just put shit on things. That is a shit lock."
Shit Lock by Circus Freak January 9, 2010

Shit Locker 

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AKA: the poop shoot, the hershey highway, the dumper and formerly known as the anal cavity.
"Last night Dave went home with this broad and stuffed his dick in her her shit locker."
Shit Locker by yanner October 15, 2004

Shit Lock 

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For people who talk shit on the Internet because their keyboards are stuck on shit.
You should really put the shit lock off on you keyboard because you are talking bull!
Shit Lock by Acousticsman July 11, 2009
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

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