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cock thirsty shit wizard

A magical man who just can't get enough of sucking dick.
" My cousin is a voodoo cock thirsty shit wizard"
cock thirsty shit wizard by JoeOde January 17, 2017

thirteen letter shit spreader

A humorous name or term of endearment used in reference to a vehicle made by the International Harvester Company (or any of its subsidiaries), said in fun since International was pretty much the best foundry and manufacturer of farm implements.
Scout II driver fueling at station
Fellow driver just exiting store: What year is that thirteen letter shit spreader?
Scout II driver: (smiles) It's a `79
Fellow: Looks pretty good. How's she feelin'?
Scout II driver: I work her enough she doesn't miss the farm. She's still got a while before she's put out to pasture.
Fellow: Well, have a good one. Hope to see you around more often.

thirteen letter shit spreader

CB Slang for an International truck
-Skunk Gizzard: Breaker. Breaker. This is the Skunk Gizzard calling out for anyone descending from the heavens of Big Snowy Creek (Road); Come back.
-Liplash: Liplash has his ears on. Go ahead.
-Skunk Gizzard: Go easy on my back door. I got a thirteen letter shit spreader playing cargo to a Pete with it's jake on. If you're comin' down strong, be forewarned that there's no way around. Over.
-Liplash: That's a big 10-4 Gizzard. Thank you for the heads up. Much appreciated.
-Triple S No One / Triple S #1 (possible future handle for the president of SuperScoutSpecialist): This is Triple S No One callin' for Skunk Gizzard and Liplash. An extended warning regarding that Catter-fillered Peter. Come back
-Skunk Gizzard: Go ahead
-Liplash: ~click~
-DP (Driver of Peterbilt): I resemble that. Come back.
-Triple S No One: We're double teaming this road whore. He's my chute and I'm his pusher-upper. You got an okay on the go-around but unless you want to be in the way during or on your way to, the next flight to heaven, it'd be best to get in the rocking chair on this ride. Over.
-Skunk Gizzard: ~click~
-Liplash: ~click~
-DP: I'll be one seat up from you til I take a hard Paint Bank up to the 64 Triple S. Over.
Triple S No One: ~click~

thirteen letter shit spreader

A manure spreader made by International Harvester Company
Farmer Bob: I just bought a completely restored thirteen letter shit spreader to work the farm"
Farmer Joe: What's that make, 20 IHs you own now?
Farmer Bob: Thirty; there's 10 more out behind the barn I can use for parts... or to build a Doodlebug.
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026