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Shit Sundae 

Something horrible that someone else tries to sugar coat to no avail.
Me: "Where is my lunch...you didn't make my ham sandwich?
Wife: "Yeah I forgot so I'm giving you left over salad."
Me: "I dont want your shit sundae."
Shit Sundae by Da215BigBen January 29, 2010
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Shit Sundae 

When one unspools several rolls of asswipe into a toilet, and drops a deuce on top of it like a cherry.
Park worker: "Another day, another shit sundae."
Shit Sundae by hotrodinvegas July 29, 2016

Shit Sundae 

An absolutely terrible day/event/series of events that you can’t imagine getting any worse (but usually does.)
Your wife left you, sold all your tools, your truck died AND you got fired all in one day? Talk about a shit sundae!
Shit Sundae by EggShens6DemonBag November 10, 2021

Shit Sundae 

When a black dude marries or hangs around with white trash.

An interracial couple.
"Look Mommie there goes a shit sundae!"

"You racist slut!" *Slap*
Shit Sundae by Friday13 July 16, 2010

banana shit sundae 

An extremely undesirable, completely unpalatable option offered up as if it were a tasty, delectable treat. Effectively the dessert counterpart of a shit sandwich.
Man, that raw meat strawberry trifle is a total banana shit sundae.
banana shit sundae by kelledin February 4, 2015

Shit Mountain Sundae 

Go to a persons house when they are gone. Turn off the water to the toilet and flush until it's empty. Create a large pile of dung in the toilet, with your friends, leaving it unflushed as a huge dry surprise for that special somebody. Dispose of wipings in a bag and throw away to make it look like one giant unwiped yeti shit!!!
My brother, cousin, and I, took a post buffet shit in our buddy's toilet when he was out for his honeymoon and didn't flush. He'll get home and find a mountain of dried out shit in the throne so big it'll have to be removed manually!

The epic Shit Mountain Sundae!

Holly shit sunday night 

You are in your bed, it’s the last day of vacation before you go back to school... when you suddenly remember that you didn’t do your homework and you’re fucking screwed. That heart attack is the « holly shit Sunday night ». As you panick, you try to think about when and where you could, in less than one morning, finish all the homework that was given to you for the holidays.
HOLLY FUCKING SHIT ! -Timmy, having a holly shit Sunday night.
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