Friday13's definitions

lemon pie

When a lesbian has dried up piss around her cunt.

You oughta wash your cunt Kirstie, that's one nasty lemon pie u got!

by Friday13 August 6, 2010

slave to cock

Slave to cock is somebody who can't stop sucking cock!

Brian is a slave to cock!!!

"Holy cow I know!" "Every time I go over there Brian is either raving about sucking cock or has a cock in his mouth."

Like totally, he even has a mould of Muhammad's cock that he takes to bed like a teddybear!

by Friday13 September 6, 2010

cult whore

Somebody who is addicted to joining cults or going to alternative religous movements.

Angelika for fucks sake! Stop being a cult whore!

That cult whore Angelika brought her own golden calf to church and asked others to worship it. I was shocked to see Glenn bowing to it, but at the same time I knew Glenn was a bigger cult whore than Angelika!

by Friday13 September 6, 2010

Golden Retriever

A Golden Retriever is a dog.

Golden Retriever is also known as a blond girls pussy.

Pussy hair or pubic hair that is golden, yellow or blond.

Kate showed Glenn her golden retriever while Glenn showed Kate his fire crotch.

by Friday13 September 6, 2010

Shanghai Surprise

To find Al Gore in your toilet.

I was gobsmacked to find a Shanghai Surprise.

by Friday13 July 18, 2010

strawberry paddlepop

When a guy looks down on his cock and discovers that its covered in blood because his girlfriend forgot to tell him she was on her period/rags.

Is also known as an ice-cream on a stick.

Dude! My girl Kate gave me a strawberry paddlepop!

WTF! You pulled out your cock and it had period blood all over it?

Yeh dude! The bitch gave me a strawberry paddlepop!

Whatta whore!

by Friday13 August 6, 2010

Shit Sundae

When a black dude marries or hangs around with white trash.

An interracial couple.

"Look Mommie there goes a shit sundae!"

"You racist slut!" *Slap*

by Friday13 July 16, 2010