Definitions by kelledin
deep shart
When a corrupt dirtbag gets caught breaking the law, then responds by simultaneously shitting himself and blowing smoke about a mythical "deep state" conspiracy.
D.H.: "Hey, I didn't misuse campaign funds for THC vaping and golf outings! That's just the Deep State trying to frame me!"
Voters: "Dude, you're deep sharting. Just GTFO and go directly to jail."
Voters: "Dude, you're deep sharting. Just GTFO and go directly to jail."
deep shart by kelledin August 22, 2018
banana shit sundae
An extremely undesirable, completely unpalatable option offered up as if it were a tasty, delectable treat. Effectively the dessert counterpart of a shit sandwich.
banana shit sundae by kelledin February 4, 2015