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Shit Start 

When your home alone and you have to take a shit. As you are going to the bathroom, you notice the shit is already coming out so you pull down your pants and/or underwear, and just make it to the toilet on time
I wanted to see the end of the football game, but I had to shit, so I held it in until the end of the game, and got a shit start, just making it to the toilet.
Shit Start by TsaebBers November 8, 2009
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I'm not trying to start shit 

The phrase that you use right before you tell someone something that you know will start a lot of shit.
I'm not trying to start shit but Ty called your mother a whore.

start-shit-itus 

A fast spreading sickness among youth, in which, they start shit with everyone as long as they have their friends to back them up.
If you have start-shit-itus, I'll fuck your shit out of your mouth.

Shit Starter 

A person who likes to stir pots of trouble and cause grief. Usually this involves saying something to someone they know will upset that person.
Adrian is a shit starter for telling Cody that this chick has a nice truck, when he knows that it will upset Cody.
Shit Starter by M-Dawg-Draze April 27, 2017

Shit Starter 

Shit Starter by Hot Atl Mama December 23, 2004

Shit shart 

When you fart and it's not a fart. We're not talking skid-marks, there's a 3-inch lump of shit in your boxers! Usually a side effect of a Big Mac.
I went to McDonald's and had me a Big Mac. About 30 seconds later, my insides were feeling kinda funny. I drove home speeding at like 200 kilometers an hour. I fumbled my keys tryna unlock the fucking door, thinking "please let me get inside." I farted the second I got inside, but it felt like more than just a fart. I waddled like a penguin to the bathroom, and there was this 3-inch turd in my boxers. A 3-inch piece of fucking green slimy shit made it's way in to my boxers! Shit shart, I thought.
After wiping, I experienced diarrhea.
Shit shart by Jeffy12345 January 26, 2021

starting shit

one of the many uses of the word shit, in this particular case it means someone is creating drama or wanting to fight.
hey, peter was starting shit in the chat room last night, he was just asking to be kicked.
starting shit by gmoonit April 5, 2008
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