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If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. 

A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".
Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed

Shit Spooning 

the act of getting so drunk you shit yourself and after face planting your bro spoons you
Dude you shit yourself and just fell on your face it's time for some shit spooning!!
Shit Spooning by mrbigcock August 23, 2016

shit spooner

one who steals shit from an ass using a spoon
dont fw him hes a shit spooner
shit spooner by GABEBESTX1771 December 31, 2025

A soon shit 

I hate it when someone a soon shit
A soon shit by BuffEZ May 2, 2021

soon shit 

When shit gets to real with black church folks.
Pastor things about to get soon shit Tyrone just threw a watermelon at keneshia.
soon shit by Anigganamedbuttercup December 2, 2017

shitspoon face 

Face a person makes when they are hatin' it. Looks like someone's trying to get them to eat a spoonful of shit.
Damn, Tom's got a shitspoon face. This can't be good.
shitspoon face by Johnny April 22, 2004
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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