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Tits that look like socks with a lump of shit inside them

Kevin: Man, thos strippers were not very attractive.
Adam: Especailly the black chick. When she leaned forward her tits looked like shit socks.

shit socks by mexnfx September 6, 2011

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shit his socks

When someone shits his pants so much, it overflows his underwear, runs down his legs, and begins filling up his socks.

That dude was so scared, he looks like he shit his socks!

shit his socks by Sargenitals July 5, 2018

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Alabama shit sock

When a man and a woman are deeply in love the woman will defecate into a sock of her choosing and have the man beat her with it till she looses consciousness.

person 1: what you do last night

person 2: my girl made me give her the old Alabama shit sock

person 1: atta boy

Alabama shit sock by tyrell Mcdangledick November 23, 2020

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Shit Sock

A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster

Good lord! That turd got stuck in my ass so bad that I had to opt for the shit sock device!

Shit Sock by Theshattalker April 11, 2017

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shit sock

A small whole in a sock that may get dog or cat shit in it .

oh look honey, I have a shit sock. That darn cat pooped on the floor again.

shit sock by mikey81p November 17, 2020

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Shit sock

Putting a mushy turd inside a loose knit sock and beating someone with it. Long live JC.

That guy deserves a shit sock.

Shit sock by PossumDundee July 11, 2023

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California shit sock

A sock full of piping hot diarrhea with a mortar firework inside.

“Let’s go throw a California shit sock at that fuckheads house!”

California shit sock by Steve mast November 22, 2024

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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