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shit sand by trishamallen May 4, 2007
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Shit sand gigs
An uncommon (inexistant) mis-spelling of the phrase, 'Shits and gigs'. Shit sand gigs could be interpreted as jobs done at dodgy beaches, shit jobs involving sand, or bad music at a beach boys cover band music festival.
-- Oh no, Tracy said we were just doing it for Shits and gigs, but she meant the upcoming beach boy cover band festival in central coast!
- That sounds like a vast array of shit sand gigs, as opposed to a bunch of laughs with the lads, a whole lot of banter and tom-foolery for the shits and gigs.
- That sounds like a vast array of shit sand gigs, as opposed to a bunch of laughs with the lads, a whole lot of banter and tom-foolery for the shits and gigs.
Shit sand gigs by onyamate July 13, 2020
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Texas Shit Sandwich
A dehydrated piece of dog feces layered between two pieces of moldy white bread.
Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people
Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people
Texas Shit Sandwich by Pheecees September 7, 2019
Shit Sandwich
A 'SHIT SANDWICH' is a method of delivering some bad news, advice, or a rejection of someone's idea(s).
It is designed to make the bad news, advice or rejection more palatable, easier to take, and/or easier on the receiving party.
It is used to ensure the the person hearing the bad news, advice or rejection actually listens to what is being said so they can eat and digest it...
You want someone to eat the 'Shit' (bad news), you serve it between two lovely slices of bread.. hence 'Shit Sandwich'
It is designed to make the bad news, advice or rejection more palatable, easier to take, and/or easier on the receiving party.
It is used to ensure the the person hearing the bad news, advice or rejection actually listens to what is being said so they can eat and digest it...
You want someone to eat the 'Shit' (bad news), you serve it between two lovely slices of bread.. hence 'Shit Sandwich'
George is just about to be sacked....
Hi George,
You've been with us for over 20 years and you've been a fantastic member of our team. You've dedicated so much of your own time its unbelieveable. You are a real credit.
The company needs to cut back and as you are so close to retirement it was felt that you'd be the ideal one to step down. Free up some of your time to do things you want to do.
Think of all the positive things you can now do with that dear wife of yours. She can fianlly spend some quality time with you, and you can take that Cruise you've always said you'd take her on. I envy you George.
Thats a 'Shit Sandwich'......
Not - Hi George, your Fired.....
Hi George,
You've been with us for over 20 years and you've been a fantastic member of our team. You've dedicated so much of your own time its unbelieveable. You are a real credit.
The company needs to cut back and as you are so close to retirement it was felt that you'd be the ideal one to step down. Free up some of your time to do things you want to do.
Think of all the positive things you can now do with that dear wife of yours. She can fianlly spend some quality time with you, and you can take that Cruise you've always said you'd take her on. I envy you George.
Thats a 'Shit Sandwich'......
Not - Hi George, your Fired.....
Shit Sandwich by q0j0p April 10, 2010
Electronic shit sandwich
My roommate passed out, so i ordered him an electronic shit sandwich on his desk while he was sleeping. Also known as (ESS)
Electronic shit sandwich by MattyDiesel November 12, 2010
Feed them a Shit Sandwich
Feed them a Shit Sandwich by jclyow November 3, 2009
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