shit rock

a tiny piece of shit left in the toilet that wasn't flushed with the rest, usually an unpleasant surprise.

Bob: Hey Dan, you left a shit rock in the toilet again.

by sweet macadamia January 9, 2012

shit rock

A small peice of dried shit, typicaly found behind the litter box or a large peice of furniture.

I was moveing the couch and I found some shit rocks from the damn cat.

by Shane C C Parker October 29, 2007

Shit Rocked

To be inebriated beyond consciousness.

I got shit rocked at Jon's.

That dude is shit rocked for sure!

by Adam Jigga July 30, 2008

Shit rocked

Getting fucked incredibly good

Her: I wanna get my shit rocked tonight
Him: I’m gonna rock your shit

by Nelenadine February 12, 2021

I Shit Rocks

Gotta crap so bad fells like ur shitting rocks.

Holy mother of Jesus!!!!!, Bobby shits rocks!!!

by ROCK SHITTER July 29, 2004

Pants-Shitting Rock

Pants-Shitting Rock is rock n' roll music that is just so outstandingly fantastic that one shits theirs and their friend's pants simultaneously.

The concert was so fan-fucking-tastic that it was Pants-Shitting Rock.

by Dr. Infinite-Savagery M.D. April 2, 2017

Rock Shit

When you take a dump and it's very constipated, even a bit painful that it feels like a huge brick coming out of your ass.

Dude my ass is so sore, I was in the bathroom for almost an hour taking a rock shit . It was so bad the toilet plugged up.

Shit

by Wrigleys Gumchewz July 13, 2014