shit on my shit
shit on my shit by shitza January 7, 2020
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Blood on my razor - shit on my dick
Prison slang for an inmate giving another weaker inmate a choice between getting his throat cut or submitting to anal sex.
After I told that blonde headed boy in the laundry to make a choice Blood on my razor - shit on my dick, he made it good to me.
Blood on my razor - shit on my dick by Charming Manipulator December 28, 2016
Don't shit on my bricks
In the 20s, the builders, when they were doing brick laying, they didn't have places to poop so it became popular to just poop in somebody else's bricks because you wouldn't want to poop on your own bricks because you would have to put those bricks up.
It is used modernly as a term of warning.
It is used modernly as a term of warning.
Person A: I don't have anywhere else to throw this trash so I'll just drop in on the floor of your car.
Person B: Don't shit on my bricks, mate. Shit on your own.
Person B: Don't shit on my bricks, mate. Shit on your own.
Don't shit on my bricks by bigguy1027 September 8, 2014
Shit on my Dahl
Hindustani, Rajasthani and Punjabstani slang. To ensue someone has ruined your lively hood. A man would declare "You really have shat on my dahl".
Shit on my Dahl by zitsnpits January 28, 2019
Shit on my tits!
Shit on my tits!
Well, shit on my tits Ronald; Rinsey's pissed on the couch again!
or...
Shit on my fucking titbags, I think Rinsey's having puppies!!!
Well, shit on my tits Ronald; Rinsey's pissed on the couch again!
or...
Shit on my fucking titbags, I think Rinsey's having puppies!!!
Shit on my tits! by Pearly Secreations October 6, 2006
I would rather shit on my hands and clap
I would rather shit on my hands and clap by Drbigman May 28, 2016
shit on my dick
a) an exclamatory phrase used to portray any and all emotions, or lack thereof.
b) the extremely overused but beloved saying created by Rico 'Optimus Prime' Restirino.
c) often followed by the phrase 'n shit.
d) The awkward literal meaning, which refers to feces, and genitalia. (usually after fucking a bitch in her ass)
b) the extremely overused but beloved saying created by Rico 'Optimus Prime' Restirino.
c) often followed by the phrase 'n shit.
d) The awkward literal meaning, which refers to feces, and genitalia. (usually after fucking a bitch in her ass)
Derek: Rico you just got ur head blown off in CoD 5.
Rico: yeah i suck
Nate: Shit on ur dick rico
Rico: yeahhh shit all over my dick 'n shit
xxxxxx
*just stubbed toe*
"Shit on my dick!!"
*just fucked a bitch in the ass*
"Shit on my dick! anal is DIRTY"
Rico: yeah i suck
Nate: Shit on ur dick rico
Rico: yeahhh shit all over my dick 'n shit
xxxxxx
*just stubbed toe*
"Shit on my dick!!"
*just fucked a bitch in the ass*
"Shit on my dick! anal is DIRTY"
shit on my dick by TheGorillaMist January 4, 2009
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