SHIT LOCKS
SHIT LOCKS by Joshiro007 February 12, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2015
shit locks
When someone with hairy nether-regions exhibits less than adequate hygiene, the matted hair due to excess fecal matter forms these disgusting ass dreadlocks.
shit locks by Jocko Tam April 26, 2010
shit-locks
shit-locks by two.one.five November 30, 2009
shit locked
its when you are going to take a shit but you have to stop on the way to tighten you asshole to keep the shit from coming out.
shit locked by Richie1966 February 18, 2009
Shit Lock
"The thief was deterred when he smelled the stench of my shit lock."
"Don't take that! It's been shit locked!"
"I forgot my bike lock, but luckely I never leave home without my shit lock."
"Some people hide their keys... I just put shit on things. That is a shit lock."
"Don't take that! It's been shit locked!"
"I forgot my bike lock, but luckely I never leave home without my shit lock."
"Some people hide their keys... I just put shit on things. That is a shit lock."
Shit Lock by Circus Freak January 9, 2010
Shit Locker
Shit Locker by yanner October 15, 2004
Shit Lock
Shit Lock by Acousticsman July 11, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026