Colloquial name for canned 'all day breakfast'. So named due to the rancid nature of the contents included, evoking the aesthetic quality of rotting faeces. Originally coined by Lonk, who ironically ate this product on a regular basis, forming one of the staple foods of his diet.
"Mate, I'm having shit in a can for lunch."
"Didn't they use that stuff in 'Nam as a biological weapon against the Viet Cong?"
"I guess that would explain the rectal bleeding."
*Sound of can being opened*
"Didn't they use that stuff in 'Nam as a biological weapon against the Viet Cong?"
"I guess that would explain the rectal bleeding."
*Sound of can being opened*
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