shit gitch
shit gitch by junglebug1010 September 14, 2014
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shit gitch
shit gitch by junglebug1010 September 14, 2014
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Fucking Shitbitch
Someone with so little right to be on this earth that their cost of upkeep exceeds their marginal benefit of any possible contribution to society. While bitch usually refers to a female, a fucking shitbitch is a gender-neutral insult.
My roommate just sleeps, skips class, and eats junkfood while watching tv on his computer. What a fucking shitbitch.
Fucking Shitbitch by youlazyass December 6, 2009
Shitnitch
A more powerful and effective way of saying Biznitch; made by fusing shit and biznitch/bitch.
Can be used either as:
1) A profanity.
2) An insult. (Meaning bad or shitty)
3) A commonly used noun, that can replace almost all other nouns.
Can be used either as:
1) A profanity.
2) An insult. (Meaning bad or shitty)
3) A commonly used noun, that can replace almost all other nouns.
"Aww. SHITNITCH! I was SO close to getting that shot!"
"Oi! Shitnitch! Gimme back my wallet!"
"That exam was such a shitnitch."
"Sup shitnitches! Lets grab a shitnitch down by that slow-shitnitch shitnitch over by the shitnitch. Aww, C'mon! Don't be such a shitnitch, shitnitches, you know ol' shitnitch here is a shitnitch."
"Oi! Shitnitch! Gimme back my wallet!"
"That exam was such a shitnitch."
"Sup shitnitches! Lets grab a shitnitch down by that slow-shitnitch shitnitch over by the shitnitch. Aww, C'mon! Don't be such a shitnitch, shitnitches, you know ol' shitnitch here is a shitnitch."
Shitnitch by MachineKingV2 August 17, 2009
Shitbitch
A Lolita, single mother of several children, who likes to create drama by crying and is especially adept at complaining about both food and drink that's served to her at a restaurant.
Cook #1 says: hey bro, looks like you need to cook that chicken for table 26 again.
Cook #2 says: Are you kidding me!!! That fat broad has sent it back 3 times already!!
Cook #1: what can I say dude, she seems like a real shitbitch.
Or
Hey Bro, tell that stupid shitbich girlfriend of yours to shut the fuck up with all of her crying! She's more annoying than Chelbo!!
Cook #2 says: Are you kidding me!!! That fat broad has sent it back 3 times already!!
Cook #1: what can I say dude, she seems like a real shitbitch.
Or
Hey Bro, tell that stupid shitbich girlfriend of yours to shut the fuck up with all of her crying! She's more annoying than Chelbo!!
Shitbitch by El capitan de chelbo February 20, 2017
shitwitch
A minor insult using common swear term, 'shit' and the medievel status of 'witch'.
Useful in a variety of social circumstances thanks to its relatively underground usage.
Believed to have come from the UK.
Useful in a variety of social circumstances thanks to its relatively underground usage.
Believed to have come from the UK.
Shitbitch
Shitbitch by badboybecky September 18, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.