shit call

1. Being on the phone with someone while urinating and/or defecating

2. A poor decision

1. "I was on the can and Kelly decided to call me then. I couldn't miss her call and let it go to voicemail, so I had no choice but to make a shit call."

2. "stupid ref! the ball didn't touch the ground! what a shit call."

by Gooshyy July 29, 2011

call that shit

what you say when you're playing poker and you want someone to call a bet.

he's all in you better call that shit cause i can't with these rags.

by sterwang September 30, 2006

call your shit poop

Someone calling your shit poop is them saying, "Man, you're full of shit."

When you are being hypocritical someone can rightfully call your shit poop.

Scott: "Hey Blue, you surfing the net at work again?"
Bill: "Hey Scott, weren't you just on HotOrNot.com again?"
Katie: "Damn. Bill just called your shit poop."

by Mr. Wood September 16, 2004

Call of Duty Shit

When a person attempts to have a bowel movement whilst in the intermission of a online Call Of Duty match. The player attempts to complete this shit and get back in time before the next match starts. These bowel movements range from one to two minutes, depending on whether or not the player wipes, washes their hands, or cares how much of the next match they miss.

Joe- " I'll be right back, I gotta take a shit."
Bob- "You better make it a call of duty shit, or your going to miss the next match!"

Dad- "Hurry up son, we're going to be late to your game!"
Son- "I'll make it quick, it'll be a call of duty shit."

by McSnicket November 11, 2011

Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister

An sarcastic exclamation that can be used in a variety of ways. Usually used to to emphasize how glaringly obvious something that has been said is.

A: I had to go to school yesterday.
B: Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister - student's going to school? Really?

by DarkLite January 19, 2007

shit on my dick and call me charlie

an exlamitory phrase used to convey disbelief.

mom: were going to disney world!!1!!
kid: well shit on my dick and call me charlie

by shit out my ass February 14, 2008

call someone who gives a shit

Don't bother me with your petty bullshit. I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass. Politer version is call someone who cares.

I think I might get fired tomorrow.
Here's a quarter. Go call someone who gives a shit.

by octopod November 22, 2003