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call that shit
call that shit by sterwang September 30, 2006
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call your shit poop
Someone calling your shit poop is them saying, "Man, you're full of shit."
When you are being hypocritical someone can rightfully call your shit poop.
When you are being hypocritical someone can rightfully call your shit poop.
Scott: "Hey Blue, you surfing the net at work again?"
Bill: "Hey Scott, weren't you just on HotOrNot.com again?"
Katie: "Damn. Bill just called your shit poop."
Bill: "Hey Scott, weren't you just on HotOrNot.com again?"
Katie: "Damn. Bill just called your shit poop."
call your shit poop by Mr. Wood September 16, 2004
Call of Duty Shit
When a person attempts to have a bowel movement whilst in the intermission of a online Call Of Duty match. The player attempts to complete this shit and get back in time before the next match starts. These bowel movements range from one to two minutes, depending on whether or not the player wipes, washes their hands, or cares how much of the next match they miss.
Joe- " I'll be right back, I gotta take a shit."
Bob- "You better make it a call of duty shit, or your going to miss the next match!"
Dad- "Hurry up son, we're going to be late to your game!"
Son- "I'll make it quick, it'll be a call of duty shit."
Bob- "You better make it a call of duty shit, or your going to miss the next match!"
Dad- "Hurry up son, we're going to be late to your game!"
Son- "I'll make it quick, it'll be a call of duty shit."
Call of Duty Shit by McSnicket November 11, 2011
Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister
An sarcastic exclamation that can be used in a variety of ways. Usually used to to emphasize how glaringly obvious something that has been said is.
A: I had to go to school yesterday.
B: Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister - student's going to school? Really?
B: Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister - student's going to school? Really?
Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister by DarkLite January 19, 2007
shit on my dick and call me charlie
shit on my dick and call me charlie by shit out my ass February 14, 2008
call someone who gives a shit
Don't bother me with your petty bullshit. I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass. Politer version is call someone who cares.
call someone who gives a shit by octopod November 22, 2003
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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