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Shit B

1)Very Similar to "Oh Snap!" or "Oh Shit", but is used when dealing with someone directly.
2)Can be used as a means to denote disappointment as well.
1) Shit B, I can't believe I just caught you jerkin' off!
2) You ate my last smartie? Shit B.
by Master Shit B December 22, 2007
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The Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (or the S.I.B.F. as it is considered in the medical community), is one of the most deadly diseases known to mankind. It strikes at the cerebrum section of the brain and completely shuts it down. This leaves the victim in a state of eternal idiocy and stupidity. This condition affects countless people worldwide, and the symptoms are completely unnoticeable until it is far too late.

This disease was first invented as a bioweapon by Dr. J while he was locked in the basement of 2000 Presidential candidate Alfred Gorestrum (Al Gore). He planned to use this bioweapon on Senator Ted Cruz of Texas in an attempt to make him a raving dumbass. Little did Dr. J know, however, was that Ted Cruz was already the dumbest of raving dumbasses. Unfortunately, the fungus did spread to Ted Cruz and he is now a walking and talking gravemind of the fungus and looks to spread it to all those he comes into contact with and speaks to.

I am writing this definition from my bunker in Southern Kosovo in the hope that some wandering internet-goer finds this and puts an end to the fungus, and Ted Cruz, for once and for all. This is my last message to the world, goodbye.
Person 1: "Yo, you want to hop on the Roblox Pacer Test Game, I really think that it might be a very enjoyable experience."

Person 2: "Bro what the fuck are you saying, have you or a loved one been in contact with a carrier of the Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) or Ted Cruz himself in the past 30 days? You seem like you've come down with a real bad case of it."

Person 1: "Oh no, what if you're rig--- djasdfuiho asdhfgiubsf." *collapses to the floor in a broken heap and as a husk of his former self*
by BizarrePolicy May 4, 2021
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Chronic Bull Shit (C.B.S)

The constant whining and complaining of illnesses and injury you don’t have. hypochondriac
Sammy has a sever case of Chronic Bull Shit (C.B.S)
by The diagnostics November 7, 2017
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B-Shit

One who coughs and poops their pants; A negative remark towards someone
(cough) Dude, I just did a serious B-Shit in my underwear.
Stop being such a B-Shit all the time.
by MatchedPlayer July 17, 2010
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/b/shit

The equivalent of bullshit, any sort of unwanted images, spam, or memes from 4chan's /b/ board.
"I'm going to block you if you don't stop sending me all this /b/shit!"
by meowfox of doom July 10, 2007
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That B-Shit

That entirely too far too Pure for any one to even understand....Cuz if u dont know you should...B-shit is that pure fish that base...that pure base....its all about that base pure fish....aka B to tha G....KKK....KOOL COLORED KID....fish pure
That B-Shit is, Well pure is pure fish....its all about that base n it pure...
by PureFish_0U812 January 19, 2020
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Type B Shit

Liquid shit that is 90% acid so it bursh like the gates of hell.
"When I'm hitting it from the back and showty hits me witha type B shit"
by Cid Kagenou May 18, 2025
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